Playing Human
Dressed for the apocalypse, these animals are trying their best to ignore their own grim reality. It's a charming and absurd performance we're honored to document.
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Postpone the myth
Each purchase donates to non-profit organizations that assist with the conservation of endangered species.
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Field Sketches
This collection features detailed sketches of Earth's rarest creatures - a final artistic effort to document them before all that's left is folklore.
Emotional Support Stickers
For when your coping mechanism is sarcasm and your spirit animal is endangered—these UV-proof vinyl stickers stick it to despair and support conservation.
Endangered Soles
Shop the Endangered Soles collection: unique animal socks featuring rare species. High-quality comfort that funds real conservation efforts.
A-List Cryptids
This collection celebrates the world's most elusive, possibly mythological creatures who are either extremely good at hiding or just dangerously close to qualifying for the Endangered Species list.
Propaganda Department
This is the official uniform for our cause. Wear our logo and slogans on high-quality merch that directly funds our mission to become beautifully, wonderfully obsolete.
Cranial Oddities
Eco‑friendly hats featuring endangered creatures—darkly witty, warm, and supporting real conservation efforts.
Junior Archivists
Soft, durable kids tees featuring endangered species and existential sass—perfect for junior conservationists and juice-spillers alike.
Extinction Tour
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Let customers speak for us
Easy shopping! I love that you could search by animal! Love the cause and merch is top quality!!
Lynda Johnson
Soon To Be Mythical
Not just a pretty face! Portions of sales go to non-profits helping to save endangered species! ALSO. The axolotl tee is soft, has adorable art, and relays a message digging conversations deeper than just CUTE SHIRT! Anxiety. Self-Care. Destruction of planet habitats. Where should we begin? Brilliant idea to have MANY color choices so you could choose a favorite one to wear most often!!
Lynda Johnson
"My Anxieties Have Anxieties" Axolotl Jersey Tee
Material quality is amazing, neatly done. It’s comfortable and also true to size!! Would recommend!
Emma
Sea Otter Surf Rock Bassist Jersey Tee
Great shirt!! The shirt is made of high quality material and the most important the print on the shirt is sharp. I would buy from this shop again.
Chris
Pallas’s Cat Punk Synth Jersey Tee
