Playing Human
Dressed for the apocalypse, these animals are trying their best to ignore their own grim reality. It's a charming and absurd performance we're honored to document.
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Dressed for the apocalypse, these animals are trying their best to ignore their own grim reality. It's a charming and absurd performance we're honored to document.
This collection features detailed sketches of Earth's rarest creatures - a final artistic effort to document them before all that's left is folklore.
For when your coping mechanism is sarcasm and your spirit animal is endangered—these UV-proof vinyl stickers stick it to despair and support conservation.
Shop the Endangered Soles collection: unique animal socks featuring rare species. High-quality comfort that funds real conservation efforts.
This collection celebrates the world's most elusive, possibly mythological creatures who are either extremely good at hiding or just dangerously close to qualifying for the Endangered Species list.
This is the official uniform for our cause. Wear our logo and slogans on high-quality merch that directly funds our mission to become beautifully, wonderfully obsolete.
Eco‑friendly hats featuring endangered creatures—darkly witty, warm, and supporting real conservation efforts.
Soft, durable kids tees featuring endangered species and existential sass—perfect for junior conservationists and juice-spillers alike.

